Lucretius And Aurelius Walk Into A Bar…
There is something divinely just in the paradox that expects those who live hedonistically to suffer stoically.
Snarl (with apologies to AG)
The best minds of my generation weren’t.
9/11 Changed Everything
We now have the ability to justify any damnfool idea we like.
Sorry, I Promise I Will Post Soon, But Here’s An Epigram In The Meantime
Misery loves company, but irony hates poetry.
I mean, it still kinda is North vs. South, just with Western Expansion
It’s just a little unnerving to think that, in the coming civil war, Wisconsin is going to be a border state.
In Soviet Russia, Party Comes for You!
I count myself a member of The Circle of Skepticism, even though I don’t think it’s perfectly round.
The Proverbial Remix
There is only one way to skin a hairless cat.
W. Crossing the Yalu River
Old Bush scandals never die–they don’t even fade away, so much as get replaced.
What you need to know
My little green grape is brown.
